About The Wolf
Hi everybody!
You guys like my new blogskin?
There are much more posts than before!
Most of the posts are about my interests or what I do in reality!
Hope you enjoy it!
Seeya next time!
Wishes On The Stars
[1] Peace For All Animals
[2] To Become A Vet
[3] Pokemon Leaf Green
[4] Pokemon Platinum
[5] Nintendo DS
[6] All The Pokemon Movies
[7] Do Well In 'O' Levels
The Past
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
May 2007
June 2007
July 2007
August 2007
September 2007
October 2007
November 2007
December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
May 2008
June 2008
August 2008
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Wednesday, February 7, 2007
China man speaks english
Jokes!
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One day, a China man came to Singapore to learn English. He went to a restaurant and saw a boy unrine on his pants. Then, the mother asked:"Did you urine on your pants?" The boy replied:"Yes...". So the China man wrote down 'Yes'. Then he saw a waiter asking a girl:"What do you want with your food?" The girl replied:"A fork and a knife". So the China man wrote down 'A fork and a knife". Next, he went to a park. He saw a boy pushed a girl down. His mother got angry and asked him:"Why did you push her?" The boy replied:"Just for fun". So the China man wrote down'Just for fun'. After that, he went to a church. All the people here singing 'Hallelujah!' So he wrote down ''Hallelujah. When he wanted to cross the road, he saw that there was a murder case going on. A policeman came up to him and asked:"Did you kill this man?" The China man looked down at his board and replied:"Yes". The policeman asked another question:"What did you kill him with?" He looked down and replied:"A fork and a knife". The policeman asked him again:"Why did you kill him?" He looked down and replied:"Just for fun". Finally, the policeman said:"I'm going to send you to jail" Then, the China man sang:"Hallelujah!"
The money pledge
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I,a citizen of Singapore, pledge myself to strike the highest prizes.
Based on TOTO, 4D or Big Sweep.
So as to acheive riches, prosperity and progress for my wallet
S-E-X
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If you feel stress try to have SEX!
Helps you relax!
Do you know how to have sex?
Let me teach you...
Just
S=Sleep
E=Eat
X=Exercise
Easy right? You think what?
Minds
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Lee Kuan Yew: Great mind
Einstein: Genius mind
Newton: Extrodinary mind
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind
You?
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never mind...
Crazy Man
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There was a crazy man
He got onto an aeroplane
He took the toilet seat and throw it out of the window of the plane
Why?
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Cause his crazy! Duh!
Dead Man
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There is a man crossing the road
Halfway, he suddenly died
Why?
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Cause the toilet seat drop on him! (Link to the previous 1)
Brenda Tan (Ukyo/Aqua) posted at 10:23 PM
those beautiful stars...